My uncle has always been weird about his basement. When I try to ask him about it, he just drives me home with no explanation. However, once I was able to get down there, and I saw something horrifying.
It was a small "animal" with huge eyes, and sharp teeth. It ran at me, and I hauled ass out of there! I won't even go to his house anymore, for fear of that goat sucker.
Why would a goat sucker attack a human?
My uncle says it was probably just a raccoon. I wish he'd stop hiding shit from me.
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I have to say, that's a pretty fucking bizarre raccoon.
Sounds like a Chupacabra, though.
If it is, I think it may be okay. There haven't been reports of human casualties that I know of....
Ahhhh, la chupacabra.
Living in Arizona, I heard that story *many* times growing up, and I must say, it's always fascinated me.
Too bad you didn't get a picture of it. :(
Hey Josh, I was wondering about that whole chupacabra ordeal....
Did you smell sulfur when you were down there in your uncle's basement? Did you notice a screeching sound and red eyes as it came at you?
Just curious, thanks!
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